Buying stamps
A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Chanukah cards. She says to the clerk "May I have 50 Chanukah stamps please.""What denomination?" says the clerk.The woman says…
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Five Joke Friday
Why are frogs always so happy? They eat what ever bugs them.I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.What happens to a frog's car…
Double Joke Day!
Joke one:A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!” The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh…
Triple Joke Day!
Laugh One: There were 3 men in the desert and they all wanted something to cool them down. One brought a pail of water. The second brought an umbrella. The…
The Duck
One day a duck walks in a store and ask the manager if they sell grapes. The manager says, "No, we don't sell grapes." The duck goes home and comes…
75 flights of stairs
Three friends named Jim, Scott and Tom are taking a vacation together. After a particularly long and exhausting day, they check into a hotel. The friends are frustrated to learn…
The penguin joke
A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the side of the highway that had ten penguins standing next to it. The man pulled over and asked the…
Dog for sale
A young man is walking down the street one day when he sees a sign outside a house that reads, “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. Once inside,…
Twins and triplets
There are four men in a hospital waiting room as their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.” “That's…
Crown Royal
A man came to a bar on a nightly basis, ordering two glasses of Crown Royal. When the bartender asked him why he never changed his order, the man explained…