A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber…

A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Inside, he sees a harmless old hound asleep on the floor.“Is that the dog we’re supposed to…

One day, a guy walks into a dentist’s office and says, “I think I’m a moth.” The dentist looks at the man with a puzzled look and replies “You shouldn’t…

A park ranger is giving some new campers a warning about bears in the area, “Brown bears are usually harmless. They avoid contact with humans. So we suggest you attach…

A young doctor opened a new medical practice, and his first new patient came to see him. "Doctor, I hurt everywhere!" she exclaimed. "That's not medically possible," he replied. "It's…

Two astronauts land on Mars. Their mission: to check whether there is Oxygen on the planet "Give me the box of matches" says one. "Either it burns and there is…

A Jewish parent calls his son long distance.He says to his son, "I hate to tell you, but your mother and I can't stand each other anymore, and we are…

Two guys are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a big deep hole. The first guy peers into it and says, “Wow! That looks deep.” The…

A young man asks a young woman to go to a school dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits,…

A group of robbers enters a bank and their leader goes to speak with the manager. "Open the vault!" he tells him, "And if you do anything smart, you're fiction!"…