Jewish Humor

Oxygen on Mars

Two astronauts land on Mars. Their mission: to check whether there is Oxygen on the planet “Give me the box of matches” says one. “Either it burns and there is

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Sparks of Torah

What’s In A Thought?

VOLUME 97 NUMBER 10September 17, 2021Tishrei 11, 5782PARSHAS HA’AZINUCandlelighting Time 6:46 PM             We are presently preparing for Yom Kippur and we need to consider what we can do to

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Deep Inside

VOLUME 97 NUMBER 9September 10, 2021Tishrei 4, 5782PARSHAS VAYEILECHCandlelighting Time 6:58 PM This Shabbos is the first one of the year and referred to as Shabbos Shuva or Teshuva. It

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Jewish Humor

The High Holiday Phone Call

A Jewish parent calls his son long distance.He says to his son, “I hate to tell you, but your mother and I can’t stand each other anymore, and we are

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Ground Zero

VOLUME 97 NUMBER 8September 3, 2021Elul 26, 5781PARSHAS NETZAVIMCandlelighting Time 7:09 PM             This week’s parsha is loaded with motivational proposals to persuade us to make the correct decision in

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Jewish Humor

The Goat

Two guys are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a big deep hole. The first guy peers into it and says, “Wow! That looks deep.” The

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Sparks of Torah

What’s In It For Me?

VOLUME 97 NUMBER 7August 27, 2021 Elul 19, 5781PARSHAS KI SAVOCandlelighting Time 7:20 PM             Moshe declares to the people that today you have become a nation! What changed so

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Jewish Humor

The Dance

A young man asks a young woman to go to a school dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits,

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Sparks of Torah

Reaching for Eternity

 VOLUME 97 NUMBER 6August 20, 2021                                                 

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It’s Such a Pity

VOLUME 97 NUMBER 5August 13, 2021Elul 5, 5781PARSHAS SHOFTIMCandlelighting Time 7:40 PM One can sometimes wonder if the hot topics of our times are really discussed in the Torah or

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Jewish Humor

Robbing the bank

A group of robbers enters a bank and their leader goes to speak with the manager. “Open the vault!” he tells him, “And if you do anything smart, you’re fiction!”

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Is Blood Eternal?

VOLUME 97 NUMBER 4August 6, 2021Av 28, 5781PARSHAS RE’EHCandlelighting Time 7:49 PM             Rashi cites the Midrash that we are prohibited from consuming blood and the Torah warns us in

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