The Love Slap
VOLUME 97 NUMBER 3July 30, 2021Av 21, 5781PARSHAS EIKEVCandlelighting Time 7:56 PM Moshe reminds the nation that during their forty-year sojourn in the desert they were tested by Hashem
Buying stamps
A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Chanukah cards. She says to the clerk “May I have 50 Chanukah stamps please.”“What denomination?” says the clerk.The woman says
Motion Denied
VOLUME 97 NUMBER 2July 23, 2021 Av 14, 5781PARSHAS VA’ESCHANANCandlelighting Time 8:03 PM The nation is prepared to enter into the Land of Israel and at this juncture we unfortunately
Five Joke Friday
Why are frogs always so happy? They eat what ever bugs them. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me. What happens to a
When Are We Arriving?
VOLUME 97 NUMBER 1 July 16, 2021Av 7, 5781PARSHAS DEVARIMCandlelighting Time 8:O8 PM Moshe blessed the nation that Hashem should expand the people thousandfold. Rashi comments that the people
Double Joke Day!
Joke one:A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!” The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh
The Ultimate Handoff
VOLUME 96 NUMBER 8July 9, 2021Tamuz 29, 5781PARSHAS MATOS-MASEICandlelighting Time 8:11 PM Rabbeinu Bachya on the last verse of sefer Bamidbar compares this verse with the last verse in
Cause and Effect
VOLUME 96 NUMBER 7July 1, 2021Tamuz 22, 5781PARSHAS PINCHASCandlelighting Time 8:13 PM Although Bilaam failed in his attempt to curse us, however, he successfully advised Midian to use its
Triple Joke Day!
Laugh One: There were 3 men in the desert and they all wanted something to cool them down. One brought a pail of water. The second brought an umbrella. The
Watermelon Greek Salad
Summer is officially here, and if the recent weather is any indication, we’re in for a warm season. This recipe is one of my favorites for warm weather. It’s always
The Duck
One day a duck walks in a store and ask the manager if they sell grapes. The manager says, “No, we don’t sell grapes.” The duck goes home and comes
A Shot In The Dark
VOLUME 96 NUMBER 7June 25, 2021Tamuz 15, 5781PARSHAS BALAKCandlelighting Time 8:14 PM Balak, the king of Moav, was terrified. The Jewish nation was confronting him and based upon their record