The barber and the quarters
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber
Impact!
VOLUME 98 NUMBER 7November 12, 2021Kislev 8, 5782PARSHAS VAYEITZEICandlelighting Time 4:28 PM Rashi quotes the Midrash that when Yaakov left Ber Sheva to return to his parents, the splendor, magnificence
Beware of Dog
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Inside, he sees a harmless old hound asleep on the floor.“Is that the dog we’re supposed to
The Real World
VOLUME 98 NUMBER 6November 5, 2021Kislev 1, 5782PARSHAS TOLDOSCandlelighting Time 5:34 PM Another famine rages in the area and Yitzchok considers going to Egypt to secure food as his father
Don’t Be Afraid
VOLUME 98 NUMBER 5October 29, 2021 Cheshvan 23, 5782PARSHAS CHAYEI SARACandlelighting Time 5:43 PM The ‘binding of Yitzchok’ in preparation to offer him as a sacrifice to Hashem is
The Joke Is On You!
Volume 98 Number 4October 22, 2021Cheshvan 16,5782PARSHAS VAYEIRACandlelighting Time 5:52 PM Avrohom has been waiting for a son for a hundred years, always worrying that he won’t have an
The Light
One day, a guy walks into a dentist’s office and says, “I think I’m a moth.” The dentist looks at the man with a puzzled look and replies “You shouldn’t
Is It All About Money?
VOLUME 98 NUMBER 3October 15, 2021Cheshvan 9, 5782PARSHAS LECH LECHACandlelighting Time 6:02 PM Avrohom is forced to relocate to Egypt due to a famine. En route he becomes concerned
Brown bears vs. grizzly bears
A park ranger is giving some new campers a warning about bears in the area, “Brown bears are usually harmless. They avoid contact with humans. So we suggest you attach
Condemning The Future
VOLUME 98 NUMBER 2October 8, 2021Cheshvan 2, 5782PARSHAS NOACHCandlelighting Time 6:12 PM We live in times when there is much hype about protecting our future generations. Whether we are