A man came to a bar on a nightly basis, ordering two glasses of Crown Royal. When the bartender asked him why he never changed his order, the man explained that he had a friend with whom he drank a nightly glass of Crown Royal for many years.
“My friend was drafted and died in Korea,” the man sighed, “and I decided to immortalize him by drinking two glasses of Crown Royal every night. One glass I drink for him; the other for myself.”
One night, after thirty years, the man entered the bar and ordered a single glass of Crown Royal.
“What happened?” asked the bartender.
“Oh,” the man responded, “I quit drinking.”