The Number Joke

A guy walks into a resort in the Catskills for the first time. Some of the old time comics are sitting around telling jokes. One of them says, “seventeen” and…

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Defining Perfidy

VOLUME 101 NUMBER 4Sivan 25, 5782June 24, 2022PARSHAS SHELACHCandlelighting Time 8:14 PM             Even though our legacy was besmirched by the ignominy of the Golden Calf debacle, however the nation…

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The Honor System

VOLUME 101 NUMBER 3Sivan 18, 5782June 17, 2022PARSHAS BEHA’ALOSCHACandlelighting Time 8:12 PM             As Maimonides states, Moshe was the greatest prophet of all time. He was prepared at any moment…

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The Talking Machine

On his way to work one morning, Nathan arrives at Penn station a bit early. While he's waiting for his train, he notices a fancy new machine on the platform…

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Mitzy’s New Apartment

Mitzy moves into a new apartment, and calls her best friend Elsie. “Come see my new place!” “I’d love to! Where do you live?” “780 East 86th Street. You’ll get…

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Upgrading the System

VOLUME 101 NUMBER 2Sivan 11, 5782June 10, 2022PARSHAS NASSOCandlelighting Time 8:09 PM             The Torah introduces us to the concept of the Nazarite. His commitment entails the prohibition of wine,…

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The Farmer

Schwartz, an elderly man, is resting peacefully on the porch of his small hotel outside Boca when he sees a cloud of dust up the road. He walks out to…

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Simply Miraculous

VOLUME 100 NUMBER 11Iyar 26, 5782May 27, 2022PARSHAS BECHUKOSAICandlelighting Time 8:00 PM             The parsha begins with the mandate to be immersed in Torah study, adherence and performance of the…

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Another Talking Dog

A man visits his veterinarian and says, "My dog has a problem."The Doctor replies, "so, tell me about the dog and his problem."The man says "It's a Jewish dog. His…

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The Panorama

VOLUME 100 NUMBER 10Iyar 19, 5782May 20, 2022PARSHAS BEHARCandlelighting Time 7:54 PM             The Torah introduces the mitzvah of Shemitah, the prohibition to work the land in Israel every seven…

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