Oxygen on Mars

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Two astronauts land on Mars. Their mission: to check whether there is Oxygen on the planet "Give me the box of matches" says one. "Either it burns and there is…

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What’s In A Thought?

VOLUME 97 NUMBER 10September 17, 2021Tishrei 11, 5782PARSHAS HA’AZINUCandlelighting Time 6:46 PM             We are presently preparing for Yom Kippur and we need to consider what we can do to…

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The High Holiday Phone Call

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A Jewish parent calls his son long distance.He says to his son, "I hate to tell you, but your mother and I can't stand each other anymore, and we are…

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Ground Zero

VOLUME 97 NUMBER 8September 3, 2021Elul 26, 5781PARSHAS NETZAVIMCandlelighting Time 7:09 PM             This week’s parsha is loaded with motivational proposals to persuade us to make the correct decision in…

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The Goat

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Two guys are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a big deep hole. The first guy peers into it and says, “Wow! That looks deep.” The…

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What’s In It For Me?

VOLUME 97 NUMBER 7August 27, 2021 Elul 19, 5781PARSHAS KI SAVOCandlelighting Time 7:20 PM             Moshe declares to the people that today you have become a nation! What changed so…

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The Dance

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A young man asks a young woman to go to a school dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits,…

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Robbing the bank

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A group of robbers enters a bank and their leader goes to speak with the manager. "Open the vault!" he tells him, "And if you do anything smart, you're fiction!"…

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Buying stamps

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Chanukah cards.  She says to the clerk "May I have 50 Chanukah stamps please.""What denomination?" says the clerk.The woman says…

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