Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat what ever bugs them.

I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.
Then it hit me.

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
“Put it on my bill.”

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.