The Light

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One day, a guy walks into a dentist’s office and says, “I think I’m a moth.” The dentist looks at the man with a puzzled look and replies “You shouldn’t…

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Brown bears vs. grizzly bears

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A park ranger is giving some new campers a warning about bears in the area, “Brown bears are usually harmless. They avoid contact with humans. So we suggest you attach…

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The New Doctor

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A young doctor opened a new medical practice, and his first new patient came to see him. "Doctor, I hurt everywhere!" she exclaimed. "That's not medically possible," he replied. "It's…

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Oxygen on Mars

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Two astronauts land on Mars. Their mission: to check whether there is Oxygen on the planet "Give me the box of matches" says one. "Either it burns and there is…

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The High Holiday Phone Call

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A Jewish parent calls his son long distance.He says to his son, "I hate to tell you, but your mother and I can't stand each other anymore, and we are…

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The Goat

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Two guys are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a big deep hole. The first guy peers into it and says, “Wow! That looks deep.” The…

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The Dance

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A young man asks a young woman to go to a school dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits,…

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Robbing the bank

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A group of robbers enters a bank and their leader goes to speak with the manager. "Open the vault!" he tells him, "And if you do anything smart, you're fiction!"…

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Buying stamps

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Chanukah cards.  She says to the clerk "May I have 50 Chanukah stamps please.""What denomination?" says the clerk.The woman says…

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Five Joke Friday

Why are frogs always so happy? They eat what ever bugs them.I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.What happens to a frog's car…

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