Pancakes
One morning, a husband decided to make pancakes for his wife. They both enjoyed their breakfast and cleaned up the table. To the wife's surprise, her husband then walked back…
One morning, a husband decided to make pancakes for his wife. They both enjoyed their breakfast and cleaned up the table. To the wife's surprise, her husband then walked back…
Once, there was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was…
A teenage boy has a crush on a girl, and decides to ask her to the prom. The girl accepts, and the boy is over the moon. Because he wants…
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A man was walking along a country road one day, when he came upon a farmer working in his field. The man called out to the farmer "How long will…
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A teacher was working with her young students when she asked a boy if he knew his numbers. “Yes I do,” he said proudly. “My father taught me!” “Good," Said…
A young man was taking a taxi home. After some time he tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the…
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