There are four men in a hospital waiting room as their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

A little while later, the nurse then yells the second man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!” “That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”

Shortly after that, the nurse goes up to the third man saying, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets.” “That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!”

Finally, the fourth man begins groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.

“I work for 7 Up!”