A call from mom
A very frustrated housewife is having a terrible day when suddenly her phone rings. "Darling, how are you? This is Momma." "Oh Momma," she said, so thankful to hear a kind…
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Einstein and his Driver
One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference. On the way there, he tells his driver (who happens to look a bit like him): "I'm sick of…
It’s a punny Friday!
How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.My friends and I…
Four jokes for the price of one
An elderly Jewish man faints and is rushed to the nearest hospital. A nurse tucks him into bed and says, “Mr. Schwartzman, are you comfortable?” Schwartzman replies, “I make a…
At the beach
A Jewish grandfather wakes up one sunny Sunday morning and decides it's a great day to take his grandchildren to the beach. The kids enjoy the day and are playing…
THE MEZUZAHS
A wealthy Jewish man buys a fabulous home in Beverly Hills. He brings in a local workman to decorate the place.When the job is finished, the homeowner is delighted but realizes…
Double the Jokes: Parking and Philanthropy
It's a double-joke week! Enjoy! Parking Moishe is driving in Jerusalem. He's late for a meeting and he's looking for a parking place, and can't find one. In desperation, he turns towards heaven…
Visiting the Doctor
Izzy is visiting his doctor for his annual check-up. Doctor: “Izzy, you’re in terrific shape for a 60-year-old. You have the body of a 35 year old. Tell me, how…
The Farmer
Morris Schwartz, an elderly man, is resting peacefully on the porch of his small hotel outside Boca when he sees a cloud of dust up the road. He walks out…
Family & Property
Morris Schwartz is dying and is on his deathbed. He is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, and knows the end is near.So he says to them:…