A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen. He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps…

A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian, where they're immediately taken back to an examination room. After a short wait a labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for…

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth for quite a while,…

A busy company just hired a brand new CEO. He comes into work determined to turn things around. So, trying to prove himself to his new employees, he looks around…

One day, a man is sitting at home, watching TV when he hears a small knock at his front door. He goes to the door and opens it, looking around…

One day, a lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees the dog from a distance and thinks to himself “I've never seen his kind before - but he…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decided to go on a camping trip. They pitched their tent under the starts and went to sleep. In the middle of the night, Sherlock…

One day, a woman walked into a pet store, found a parrot, and asked the owner if she could buy it. The owner said, "I wouldn't buy that parrot if I…

Mel Brooks' famous Salt Joke: A man walks into a grocery and goes to the counter. “I want a half a pound of lox. I want some cream cheese.” Then,…

A young girl was visiting her grandmother when she noticed that she was moving several duck figurines from the bottom shelf to the middle shelf of a cabinet. The grandmother…