A young doctor opened a new medical practice, and his first new patient came to see him.
“Doctor, I hurt everywhere!” she exclaimed.
“That’s not medically possible,” he replied.
“It’s true,” she insisted. “When I touch my leg – it hurts. When I touch my arm – it hurts. When I touch my head – it hurts. When I touch my stomach – it hurts!”
“Ma’am, I know for a fact that your body is fine” the Doctor explained.
“Oh? And how could you possibly know that for certain, Doctor?”

“Because your finger is broken”