It’s a punny Friday!

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.My friends and I…

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Four jokes for the price of one

An elderly Jewish man faints and is rushed to the nearest hospital. A nurse tucks him into bed and says, “Mr. Schwartzman, are you comfortable?” Schwartzman replies, “I make a…

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At the beach

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A Jewish grandfather wakes up one sunny Sunday morning and decides it's a great day to take his grandchildren to the beach. The kids enjoy the day and are playing…

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A wealthy Jewish man buys a fabulous home in Beverly Hills. He brings in a local workman to decorate the place.When the job is finished, the homeowner is delighted but realizes…

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Double the Jokes: Parking and Philanthropy

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It's a double-joke week! Enjoy! Parking Moishe is driving in Jerusalem. He's late for a meeting and he's looking for a parking place, and can't find one. In desperation, he turns towards heaven…

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Visiting the Doctor

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Izzy is visiting his doctor for his annual check-up. Doctor: “Izzy, you’re in terrific shape for a 60-year-old. You have the body of a 35 year old. Tell me,  how…

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The Farmer

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Morris Schwartz, an elderly man, is resting peacefully on the porch of his small hotel outside Boca when he sees a cloud of dust up the road. He walks out…

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Family & Property

Morris Schwartz is dying and is on his deathbed.  He is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, and knows the end is near.So he says to them:…

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Marriage Class

A Synagogue was holding a class for married couples. One couple was celebrating their 50th anniversary so the Rabbi asked the husband, Morris, to take a few minutes and share…

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Deli Deductions

Moshe, the owner of a small Kosher New York deli, was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. The Agent was curious because he had reported a…

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