Robbing the bank

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A group of robbers enters a bank and their leader goes to speak with the manager. “Open the vault!” he tells him, “And if you do anything smart, you’re fiction!”

The manager, confused, replied, “Don’t you mean, ‘If I do anything smart, I’m history?'”

The robber angrily replies back “Don’t try to change the subject!”