5 Chanukah Puns for Everyone

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Chanukah Puns for Everyone!

  1. Which hand is best to light the menorah with?
    Neither, it’s best to light it with a candle.
  2. What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon?
    One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.
  3. What’s the best thing to put into the sufganiyot?
    Your teeth.
  4. Miriam goes to the post office to buy stamps for her holiday cards. She asks the cashier, “May I please have 50 Hanukkah stamps?” The cashier asks, “What denomination?” To which Miriam replies, “Oh vey, has it come to this? OK, give me 6 Orthodox, 12 Conservative, and 32 Reform.”
  5. I asked the waiter if my latkes would be long.
    He said no, they’ll be round.