While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.When leaving, the woman…

For this joke, first a quick definition: What’s the difference between a schlemiel and a schlamazel? A schlemiel is the waiter who spills the soup as he gets to the…

A man is out in the woods when he comes across a bear. Frightened for his life, he runs as fast as he can to escape the bear and hides in…

A Texan was driving through Israel during Sukkot and began to feel thirsty. Because of the holiday, he couldn’t find anything open. Noticing a sukkah (festival dwelling) by the side…

A Jewish man walks into his synagogue on Yom Kippur with with his dog. The Rabbi stops him at the door and says "Moishe, what's the matter with you? You…

A Jewish parent calls his son in New York. The father says to David, "I hate to tell you, but your mother and I can't stand each other anymore, and…

A doctor opened his new office and began receiving patients. His first patient of the day came in and sat down on the examination table, adjusting himself on the white…

One particularly sunny afternoon Rachel met her friend Leah for a cup of coffee. "So, Leah, how is everything with the family?" asked Rachel. "Not great. My Imma said I'm…

Two classic short jokes for today! On a particularly sunny day, two men went out for a walk. Suddenly it began to rain.“Quick,” said one. “Open your umbrella.”“It won’t help,”…

A young man was having a conversation with his wealthy older friend, Morris. And he asked him how he accumulated his wealth. Morris took off his glasses and said, "Well,…