The frozen parrot

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One day, a woman walked into a pet store, found a parrot, and asked the owner if she could buy it. The owner said, “I wouldn’t buy that parrot if I were you. That parrot has a bad mouth! Trust me – you do not want that parrot!”

She said, “I can teach it good manners.” 

Unfortunately, when the woman got home the parrot said a bad word, so she put it in the freezer for 10 seconds.

After the 10 seconds had passed, she took it out and said, “Did you learn your lesson?” The parrot then said another bad word so she put it back in for 30 more seconds. She took it out and asked, “Did you learn your lesson now?”

The parrot said “Brr… Yes, I learned my lesson, but, what did that chicken do?”