The New CEO

A busy company just hired a brand new CEO. He comes into work determined to turn things around. So, trying to prove himself to his new employees, he looks around the office and sees a guy leaning against a wall doing nothing. The new CEO approaches the guy and asks him, “What do you think you’re doing?”

The man replies, “I’m just killing time, waiting to get paid.”

The CEO is furious, “What do you make a week?”

The man tells him, “About $200 a week.”

The CEO pulls out his wallet and hand the man $400 and says, “There’s your two weeks, now get out of here!” After the man leaves he turns to his employees and asks, “What do you think about that?”

One of the employees stands up and says, “I think he just got the largest tip he’s ever gotten while delivering pizza.”