A doctor opened his new office and began receiving patients. His first patient of the day came in and sat down on the examination table, adjusting himself on the white paper.

“Doctor, I hurt all over!” he said.

The doctor looked at him and said, “That’s not medically possible. Show me where you hurt.”

“It’s true!” The patient insisted. “When I touch my leg – ouch! When I touch my arm – ouch! When I touch my head – ouch! When I touch my chest – ouch! Everything truly hurts whenever I touch it!”

The doctor wiped his brow and sighed, “Sir, I know for a fact that your body is fine.”

“How can you say that Doctor? Everything hurts when I touch it!”

“Because your finger is broken.”