Izzy is visiting his doctor for his annual check-up.

Doctor: “Izzy, you’re in terrific shape for a 60-year-old. You have the body of a 35 year old. Tell me,  how old was your father when he died?”

Izzy: “Who said my father died?”

Doctor: “Wow! How old is he, and is he active?”

Izzy: “Dad’s 82 and skis or surfs three times a week.”

Doctor: “Amazing! How old was your grandfather when he died?”

Izzy: “Who said my grandfather died?”

Doctor: “You’re kidding. How old is he, and is he active?”

Izzy: “Grandpa is 102, still skis and surfs, and he’s getting  married again.”

Doctor: “Why on earth would a 102-year-old want to get married again?”

Izzy: “Who said he wanted to? His mother pressured him into it!”