The Number Joke
A guy walks into a resort in the Catskills for the first time. Some of the old time comics are sitting around telling jokes. One of them says, “seventeen” and…
A guy walks into a resort in the Catskills for the first time. Some of the old time comics are sitting around telling jokes. One of them says, “seventeen” and…
VOLUME 101 NUMBER 4Sivan 25, 5782June 24, 2022PARSHAS SHELACHCandlelighting Time 8:14 PM Even though our legacy was besmirched by the ignominy of the Golden Calf debacle, however the nation…
VOLUME 101 NUMBER 3Sivan 18, 5782June 17, 2022PARSHAS BEHA’ALOSCHACandlelighting Time 8:12 PM As Maimonides states, Moshe was the greatest prophet of all time. He was prepared at any moment…
On his way to work one morning, Nathan arrives at Penn station a bit early. While he's waiting for his train, he notices a fancy new machine on the platform…
Mitzy moves into a new apartment, and calls her best friend Elsie. “Come see my new place!” “I’d love to! Where do you live?” “780 East 86th Street. You’ll get…
VOLUME 101 NUMBER 2Sivan 11, 5782June 10, 2022PARSHAS NASSOCandlelighting Time 8:09 PM The Torah introduces us to the concept of the Nazarite. His commitment entails the prohibition of wine,…
Schwartz, an elderly man, is resting peacefully on the porch of his small hotel outside Boca when he sees a cloud of dust up the road. He walks out to…
VOLUME 100 NUMBER 11Iyar 26, 5782May 27, 2022PARSHAS BECHUKOSAICandlelighting Time 8:00 PM The parsha begins with the mandate to be immersed in Torah study, adherence and performance of the…
A man visits his veterinarian and says, "My dog has a problem."The Doctor replies, "so, tell me about the dog and his problem."The man says "It's a Jewish dog. His…
VOLUME 100 NUMBER 10Iyar 19, 5782May 20, 2022PARSHAS BEHARCandlelighting Time 7:54 PM The Torah introduces the mitzvah of Shemitah, the prohibition to work the land in Israel every seven…