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Three friends named Jim, Scott and Tom are taking a vacation together. After a particularly long and exhausting day, they check into a hotel. The friends are frustrated to learn…
Three friends named Jim, Scott and Tom are taking a vacation together. After a particularly long and exhausting day, they check into a hotel. The friends are frustrated to learn…
VOLUME 96 NUMBER 2 May 21, 2021SIVAN 10, 5781PARSHAS NASSOCandlelighting Time 7:55 PM The tribe of Levites merited a special counting from thirty days old which automatically excluded them…
VOLUME 96 NUMBER 1 May 14, 2021SIVAN 3, 5781PARSHAS BAMIDBARCandlelighting Time 7:49 PM The previous sefer, Vayikra, discussed in great length the laws pertaining to the sacrifices that were…
A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the side of the highway that had ten penguins standing next to it. The man pulled over and asked the…
VOLUME 95 NUMBER 5May 7, 2021 IYAR 25, 5781PARSHAS BEHAR-BECHUKOSAICandlelighting Time 7:42 PM Of course, the question is rhetorical. We are near the end. However, the near the end…
VOLUME 95 NUMBER 5April 30, 2021IYAR 18, 5781PARSHAS EMORCandlelighting Time 7:35 PM Kohanim are prohibited from incising marks into their skin and also, they may not shave the corners…
A young man is walking down the street one day when he sees a sign outside a house that reads, “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. Once inside,…
There are four men in a hospital waiting room as their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.” “That's…
A man came to a bar on a nightly basis, ordering two glasses of Crown Royal. When the bartender asked him why he never changed his order, the man explained…
VOLUME 95 NUMBER 4April 16, 2021IYAR 4, 5781PARSHAS TAZRIA-METZORACandlelighting Time 7:21 PM Although involvement in political discussions is fraught with the danger of pursuing a path of duplicity, the…