The Dance
A young man asks a young woman to go to a school dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits,…
A young man asks a young woman to go to a school dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits,…
VOLUME 97 NUMBER 5August 13, 2021Elul 5, 5781PARSHAS SHOFTIMCandlelighting Time 7:40 PM One can sometimes wonder if the hot topics of our times are really discussed in the Torah or…
A group of robbers enters a bank and their leader goes to speak with the manager. "Open the vault!" he tells him, "And if you do anything smart, you're fiction!"…
VOLUME 97 NUMBER 4August 6, 2021Av 28, 5781PARSHAS RE’EHCandlelighting Time 7:49 PM Rashi cites the Midrash that we are prohibited from consuming blood and the Torah warns us in…
VOLUME 97 NUMBER 3July 30, 2021Av 21, 5781PARSHAS EIKEVCandlelighting Time 7:56 PM Moshe reminds the nation that during their forty-year sojourn in the desert they were tested by Hashem…
A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Chanukah cards. She says to the clerk "May I have 50 Chanukah stamps please.""What denomination?" says the clerk.The woman says…
VOLUME 97 NUMBER 2July 23, 2021 Av 14, 5781PARSHAS VA’ESCHANANCandlelighting Time 8:03 PM The nation is prepared to enter into the Land of Israel and at this juncture we unfortunately…
Why are frogs always so happy? They eat what ever bugs them.I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.What happens to a frog's car…
VOLUME 97 NUMBER 1 July 16, 2021Av 7, 5781PARSHAS DEVARIMCandlelighting Time 8:O8 PM Moshe blessed the nation that Hashem should expand the people thousandfold. Rashi comments that the people…