The operation

In his hospital room, Morty was pacing back and forth, getting really anxious about his imminent operation.

Sitting nearby, his wife asked him: “What’s the matter? Why are you getting so worked up?”

He replied: “I just heard one of the nurses say ‘It’s a very simple operation, stop worrying so much! I’m sure you’ll be all right.'”

“So? She was just trying to comfort you, replied his wife. “What’s the matter with that?”

“She was talking to the surgeon!”