Saul shows up to work one day with huge bandages on both sides of his ears.

“Saul! What on earth happened to you?” his co-workers immediately ask out of concern.

“Don’t ask,” replies Saul. “I was ironing my shirt when the phone rang, and instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear.”

“Oy, that’s horrible!” the co-worker commiserates. “But what about the other ear?”

“The guy called back!”