Jewish Humor

Four jokes for the price of one

An elderly Jewish man faints and is rushed to the nearest hospital. A nurse tucks him into bed and says, “Mr. Schwartzman, are you comfortable?” Schwartzman replies, “I make a

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THERE’S NO BETTER TIME THAN NOW

VOLUME 94 NUMBER 7February 26, 2021ADAR 14, 5780PARSHAS TETZAVEHCandlelighting Time 5:31 PM             Ahron and his sons were installed as the priests for the Mishkan. Special sacrifices were offered on

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Jewish Humor

At the beach

A Jewish grandfather wakes up one sunny Sunday morning and decides it’s a great day to take his grandchildren to the beach. The kids enjoy the day and are playing

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Blast From The Past

Stalin Was: A Return of the Haman

14 Adar  Most of you heard about Purim in the days of Esther and Mordechai, which was about 2,376 years ago in Persia. A most fascinating thing happened about 2,308

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In The Spotlight

VOLUME 94 NUMBER 6 February 19, 2021ADAR 7, 5781PARSHAS TERUMAHCandle lighting Time 5:23 PM             Inside the Mishkan we were commanded to put the table upon which the showbread was

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Jewish Humor

THE MEZUZAHS

A wealthy Jewish man buys a fabulous home in Beverly Hills. He brings in a local workman to decorate the place. When the job is finished, the homeowner is delighted but

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Blast From The Past

Birobidzhan: Jewish Utopia?

8 Adar  So besides being my son, Zusha’s, birthday this Shabbat, what else has happened on this day in Jewish history? Can you believe that the Soviets tried to set

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TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT!

VOLUME 94 NUMBER 5February 12, 2021SHEVAT 30, 5780PARSHAS MISHPATIMCandlelighting Time 5:13 PM             When the nation approached Mt. Sinai in anticipation for receiving the Torah, Nadav, Avihu and the 70

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Blast From The Past
Blast From The Past

Spanish Golden Age

Spanish Golden Age1 Adar Ibn Ezra: While England was working to isolate and diminish the Jewish Community (see last week’s Blast from the Past), around the same time the Jews

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Jewish Humor

Double the Jokes: Parking and Philanthropy

It’s a double-joke week! Enjoy! Parking Moishe is driving in Jerusalem. He’s late for a meeting and he’s looking for a parking place, and can’t find one. In desperation, he turns towards heaven

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