Ground Zero

VOLUME 97 NUMBER 8September 3, 2021Elul 26, 5781PARSHAS NETZAVIMCandlelighting Time 7:09 PM             This week’s parsha is loaded with motivational proposals to persuade us to make the correct decision in…

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The Goat

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Two guys are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a big deep hole. The first guy peers into it and says, “Wow! That looks deep.” The…

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What’s In It For Me?

VOLUME 97 NUMBER 7August 27, 2021 Elul 19, 5781PARSHAS KI SAVOCandlelighting Time 7:20 PM             Moshe declares to the people that today you have become a nation! What changed so…

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The Dance

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A young man asks a young woman to go to a school dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits,…

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It’s Such a Pity

VOLUME 97 NUMBER 5August 13, 2021Elul 5, 5781PARSHAS SHOFTIMCandlelighting Time 7:40 PM One can sometimes wonder if the hot topics of our times are really discussed in the Torah or…

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Robbing the bank

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A group of robbers enters a bank and their leader goes to speak with the manager. "Open the vault!" he tells him, "And if you do anything smart, you're fiction!"…

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Is Blood Eternal?

VOLUME 97 NUMBER 4August 6, 2021Av 28, 5781PARSHAS RE’EHCandlelighting Time 7:49 PM             Rashi cites the Midrash that we are prohibited from consuming blood and the Torah warns us in…

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The Love Slap

VOLUME 97 NUMBER 3July 30, 2021Av 21, 5781PARSHAS EIKEVCandlelighting Time 7:56 PM             Moshe reminds the nation that during their forty-year sojourn in the desert they were tested by Hashem…

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Buying stamps

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Chanukah cards.  She says to the clerk "May I have 50 Chanukah stamps please.""What denomination?" says the clerk.The woman says…

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