This newlywed couple checked into a suite at the Watergate Hotel in Washington for their honeymoon… The bride was worried that the place might still be bugged, so she asked her husband to search the room thoroughly…

He looked behind the curtains, under the bed, in the closets, and finally under the rug… And there, beneath the rug, he found a mysterious disc with four screws… Using his Swiss army knife, he undid the screws and threw the disc out the window!…

The following morning, as they were checking out, the hotel manager asked: “So how was your stay?… How was the service?… Was everything ok – any issues?”…

The groom was suspicious. “Why are you asking me so many questions?”

“Well,” said the manager, “the suite under you complained that the chandelier fell on them!”