The First Day of School

A young boy was siting at the breakfast table, eating his cereal looking very nervous about his first day of school.
His father noticed the worry on his face and asked, “What’s wrong?”
“Dad,” he replied, “How long do I have to go to school for?”
“Why you go until you’re 18” he replied.
The boy nods and thinks about it all the way to school as his dad dropped him off at the front steps.

“Dad,” he began, “you will remember to come and get me when I’m 18 won’t you?”