A Synagogue was holding a class for married couples. One couple was celebrating their 50th anniversary so the Rabbi asked the husband, Morris, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the same woman all these years.
The husband replied to the class, “Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions.”
The Rabbi inquired “Trips to where?”
Morris replied, “Well, for our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China.”
The Rabbi then said, “What a terrific example you are to all husbands, Morris. Please tell the class what you’re going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?”
“I’m going to go and get her.”