Which hand is best to light the menorah with?
Neither, it’s best to light it with a candle.

How much Hanukkah gelt did the skunk get?
One cent.

What do you call a speck that falls into the latke pan?
An unidentified frying object.

Why don’t we eat clowns at Hanukkah?
Because they taste funny.

What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon?
One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.

What’s the best thing to put into the sufganiyot?
Your teeth.