Which hand is best to light the menorah with?
Neither, it’s best to light it with a candle.
How much Hanukkah gelt did the skunk get?
What do you call a speck that falls into the latke pan?
An unidentified frying object.
Why don’t we eat clowns at Hanukkah?
Because they taste funny.
What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon?
One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.
What’s the best thing to put into the sufganiyot?