The Light In The Dark
VOLUME 98 NUMBER 12December 17, 2021Teves 13, 5782PARSHAS VAYECHICandlelighting Time 4:17 PM Rashi cites the Midrash that until Yaakov died, the Egyptian exile did not begin. However, upon his demise,
Numbers
A teacher was working with her young students when she asked a boy if he knew his numbers. “Yes I do,” he said proudly. “My father taught me!” “Good,” Said
The Confrontation
VOLUME 98 NUMBER 11December 10, 2021Teves 6, 5782PARSHAS VAYIGASHCandlelighting Time 4:17 PM The ongoing friction between Yosef and his brothers comes to a head in this week’s parsha. Although a
A tap on the shoulder
A young man was taking a taxi home. After some time he tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the
5 Chanukah Puns for Everyone
Chanukah Puns for Everyone! Which hand is best to light the menorah with?Neither, it’s best to light it with a candle. What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon?One lasts
The barber and the quarters
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber
Impact!
VOLUME 98 NUMBER 7November 12, 2021Kislev 8, 5782PARSHAS VAYEITZEICandlelighting Time 4:28 PM Rashi quotes the Midrash that when Yaakov left Ber Sheva to return to his parents, the splendor, magnificence
Beware of Dog
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Inside, he sees a harmless old hound asleep on the floor.“Is that the dog we’re supposed to
The Real World
VOLUME 98 NUMBER 6November 5, 2021Kislev 1, 5782PARSHAS TOLDOSCandlelighting Time 5:34 PM Another famine rages in the area and Yitzchok considers going to Egypt to secure food as his father