Double Joke Day!
Joke one:A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!” The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh
The Ultimate Handoff
VOLUME 96 NUMBER 8July 9, 2021Tamuz 29, 5781PARSHAS MATOS-MASEICandlelighting Time 8:11 PM Rabbeinu Bachya on the last verse of sefer Bamidbar compares this verse with the last verse in
Cause and Effect
VOLUME 96 NUMBER 7July 1, 2021Tamuz 22, 5781PARSHAS PINCHASCandlelighting Time 8:13 PM Although Bilaam failed in his attempt to curse us, however, he successfully advised Midian to use its
Triple Joke Day!
Laugh One: There were 3 men in the desert and they all wanted something to cool them down. One brought a pail of water. The second brought an umbrella. The
Watermelon Greek Salad
Summer is officially here, and if the recent weather is any indication, we’re in for a warm season. This recipe is one of my favorites for warm weather. It’s always
The Duck
One day a duck walks in a store and ask the manager if they sell grapes. The manager says, “No, we don’t sell grapes.” The duck goes home and comes
A Shot In The Dark
VOLUME 96 NUMBER 7June 25, 2021Tamuz 15, 5781PARSHAS BALAKCandlelighting Time 8:14 PM Balak, the king of Moav, was terrified. The Jewish nation was confronting him and based upon their record
Well Enough
VOLUME 96 NUMBER 6June 18, 2021Tamuz 8, 5781PARSHAS CHUKASCandlelighting Time 8:12 PM We merited a traveling well while we were in the desert. This was on account of Miriam.
Sharing Problems
VOLUME 96 NUMBER 5June 11, 2021Tamuz 1, 5781PARSHAS KORACHCandlelighting Time 8:10 PM The episode of Korach’s rebellion against Moshe is a challenge for us to understand with our deep
If Only I Would Have Known!
VOLUME 96 NUMBER 4June 4, 2021SIVAN 24, 5781PARSHAS SHELACHCandlelighting Time 8:06 PM The generation that received the Torah at Mt. Sinai were exceptional and noteworthy in their self-sacrifice to
Too Wordy!
VOLUME 96 NUMBER 3May 28, 2021SIVAN 17, 5781PARSHAS BEHA’ALOSCHACandlelighting Time 8:01 PM The Torah describes Moshe as the humblest person of all. He was not insulted if others spoke
75 flights of stairs
Three friends named Jim, Scott and Tom are taking a vacation together. After a particularly long and exhausting day, they check into a hotel. The friends are frustrated to learn