The Goat
Two guys are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a big deep hole. The first guy peers into it and says, “Wow! That looks deep.” The
What’s In It For Me?
VOLUME 97 NUMBER 7August 27, 2021 Elul 19, 5781PARSHAS KI SAVOCandlelighting Time 7:20 PM Moshe declares to the people that today you have become a nation! What changed so
The Dance
A young man asks a young woman to go to a school dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits,
It’s Such a Pity
VOLUME 97 NUMBER 5August 13, 2021Elul 5, 5781PARSHAS SHOFTIMCandlelighting Time 7:40 PM One can sometimes wonder if the hot topics of our times are really discussed in the Torah or
Robbing the bank
A group of robbers enters a bank and their leader goes to speak with the manager. “Open the vault!” he tells him, “And if you do anything smart, you’re fiction!”
Is Blood Eternal?
VOLUME 97 NUMBER 4August 6, 2021Av 28, 5781PARSHAS RE’EHCandlelighting Time 7:49 PM Rashi cites the Midrash that we are prohibited from consuming blood and the Torah warns us in
The Love Slap
VOLUME 97 NUMBER 3July 30, 2021Av 21, 5781PARSHAS EIKEVCandlelighting Time 7:56 PM Moshe reminds the nation that during their forty-year sojourn in the desert they were tested by Hashem
Buying stamps
A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Chanukah cards. She says to the clerk “May I have 50 Chanukah stamps please.”“What denomination?” says the clerk.The woman says
Motion Denied
VOLUME 97 NUMBER 2July 23, 2021 Av 14, 5781PARSHAS VA’ESCHANANCandlelighting Time 8:03 PM The nation is prepared to enter into the Land of Israel and at this juncture we unfortunately
Five Joke Friday
Why are frogs always so happy? They eat what ever bugs them. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me. What happens to a
When Are We Arriving?
VOLUME 97 NUMBER 1 July 16, 2021Av 7, 5781PARSHAS DEVARIMCandlelighting Time 8:O8 PM Moshe blessed the nation that Hashem should expand the people thousandfold. Rashi comments that the people