The Joke Is On You!
Volume 98 Number 4October 22, 2021Cheshvan 16,5782PARSHAS VAYEIRACandlelighting Time 5:52 PM Avrohom has been waiting for a son for a hundred years, always worrying that he won’t have an
The Light
One day, a guy walks into a dentist’s office and says, “I think I’m a moth.” The dentist looks at the man with a puzzled look and replies “You shouldn’t
Is It All About Money?
VOLUME 98 NUMBER 3October 15, 2021Cheshvan 9, 5782PARSHAS LECH LECHACandlelighting Time 6:02 PM Avrohom is forced to relocate to Egypt due to a famine. En route he becomes concerned
Brown bears vs. grizzly bears
A park ranger is giving some new campers a warning about bears in the area, “Brown bears are usually harmless. They avoid contact with humans. So we suggest you attach
Condemning The Future
VOLUME 98 NUMBER 2October 8, 2021Cheshvan 2, 5782PARSHAS NOACHCandlelighting Time 6:12 PM We live in times when there is much hype about protecting our future generations. Whether we are
The New Doctor
A young doctor opened a new medical practice, and his first new patient came to see him. “Doctor, I hurt everywhere!” she exclaimed. “That’s not medically possible,” he replied. “It’s
So What’s New?
VOLUME 98 NUMBER 1October 1, 2021 Tishrei 25, 5782PARSHAS BEREISHISCandlelighting Time 6:23 PM The thought occurred to me that since Rosh Hashanah is really the beginning of the year
Oxygen on Mars
Two astronauts land on Mars. Their mission: to check whether there is Oxygen on the planet “Give me the box of matches” says one. “Either it burns and there is
What’s In A Thought?
VOLUME 97 NUMBER 10September 17, 2021Tishrei 11, 5782PARSHAS HA’AZINUCandlelighting Time 6:46 PM We are presently preparing for Yom Kippur and we need to consider what we can do to
Deep Inside
VOLUME 97 NUMBER 9September 10, 2021Tishrei 4, 5782PARSHAS VAYEILECHCandlelighting Time 6:58 PM This Shabbos is the first one of the year and referred to as Shabbos Shuva or Teshuva. It
The High Holiday Phone Call
A Jewish parent calls his son long distance.He says to his son, “I hate to tell you, but your mother and I can’t stand each other anymore, and we are
Ground Zero
VOLUME 97 NUMBER 8September 3, 2021Elul 26, 5781PARSHAS NETZAVIMCandlelighting Time 7:09 PM This week’s parsha is loaded with motivational proposals to persuade us to make the correct decision in