Numbers
A teacher was working with her young students when she asked a boy if he knew his numbers. “Yes I do,” he said proudly. “My father taught me!” “Good,” Said
The Confrontation
VOLUME 98 NUMBER 11December 10, 2021Teves 6, 5782PARSHAS VAYIGASHCandlelighting Time 4:17 PM The ongoing friction between Yosef and his brothers comes to a head in this week’s parsha. Although a
A tap on the shoulder
A young man was taking a taxi home. After some time he tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the
5 Chanukah Puns for Everyone
Chanukah Puns for Everyone! Which hand is best to light the menorah with?Neither, it’s best to light it with a candle. What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon?One lasts
The barber and the quarters
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber
Impact!
VOLUME 98 NUMBER 7November 12, 2021Kislev 8, 5782PARSHAS VAYEITZEICandlelighting Time 4:28 PM Rashi quotes the Midrash that when Yaakov left Ber Sheva to return to his parents, the splendor, magnificence
Beware of Dog
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Inside, he sees a harmless old hound asleep on the floor.“Is that the dog we’re supposed to
The Real World
VOLUME 98 NUMBER 6November 5, 2021Kislev 1, 5782PARSHAS TOLDOSCandlelighting Time 5:34 PM Another famine rages in the area and Yitzchok considers going to Egypt to secure food as his father
Don’t Be Afraid
VOLUME 98 NUMBER 5October 29, 2021 Cheshvan 23, 5782PARSHAS CHAYEI SARACandlelighting Time 5:43 PM The ‘binding of Yitzchok’ in preparation to offer him as a sacrifice to Hashem is